What Can I Haul in My Timbuk2 Bag

Sounds like the opening of a bad David Letterman skit.

Yesterday I mentioned that Laura said that I would be able to haul a two year old in my ginormous bag. Tez responded in the comments that the Minus Car fellow has one and she is sure that he could fit a four year old in his. With all this set up where could this post lead?

A pretty full Timbuk2 Messenger Bag. Whatever could it contain?:



What the????



IT'S A FIVE YEAR OLD!!!



I haven't quite figured the payload the bag can handle, but I think this payload might be tough to throw on my back.