Monday, October 13, 2008

401-Keg

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.

2 comments:

Iron "GeekGirl" Misty said...

ANd then come see me for your recovery issues. :) UNfortunately, counseling requirements for DWI and related offenses will probably go up in a big recession...my job is secure...

DIRK said...

And I will see Biking Brady at Schnoctobeerfest!!