Giving a non-fellow-IT person from work your work IM is sometimes not a good idea. Although sometimes it CAN be humorous.
I need to set this up by saying that I'm NOT on the Server team and most of my support comes on the Desktop side. The less I know about "The Server", as so many call it, the more I can play stoopid.
Without further ado, the actual chat:
Blond: seriously what the heck is up with the server today
bikingbrady: a transfomer in the counter-conductivity rigging is causing an overload in the transverse electrode switching capacitor.
Blond: in English please
bikingbrady: The doohickey has zapped the thing-a-ma-bob causing it to cause a fluctuation in the power
bikingbrady: you asked
Blond: i know i did
Incoherent ramblings that make no sense are the best defense against said blond. Man I hope she doesn't read my blog.
DISCLAIMER: Names, other than my own, have been erased to protect said blond. Any resemblance to a blond you may know is purely coincidental.
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