Monday, October 19, 2009

The Maid

The maid asked for a pay increase. The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
Maria: 'Well, ma’am, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No ma’am...the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Blogging Again

My self imposed blogging sabbatical is over. I'm not sure if I was just sick of blogging, fighting biking depression due to my back issues, or the fact that I'm more addicted to "micro" blogging with Twitter and Facebook. At any rate, I plan on blogging more regular once again.

Upcoming blog posts will include:

* Schnoctobeerfest recap
* What happened to the recumbent?
* A "new" commuting ride
* Ultimate Ride DVD review
* A road trip to see "Ride across the Sky"
* Bicycle Advocacy happenings

That's right, I'm back for your entertainment. Stick around, you might even learn a thing or two.

Is there anything else I'm missing? Anything you think I should blog about?