Redneck Lodging in Pierre, SD

We came up to Pierre this weekend to see our Goddaughter swim and it didn't take long to understand priorities at the local Comfort Inn. There is a little rag next to the coffee pot with the following note:

Dear Guests
This rag is for your convenience. Please use it to clean guns, boots, makeup etc.

Yeehaa! I better go make sure I tied up my horse.